Bernard Alo

Master Chief Petty Officer Bernard Alo. The school (American) football team’s new coach and the physical education department.

Prefers to be called Master Chief or Coach Alo. But call him “chief” or Berry or anything else without his permission, you’re not only allowed to shit out the breakfast from two days ago in your gym shorts until after you finish 100 sit-ups, push-ups and squats, and run 50 laps about the school.

According to his daughter Kekoa, he’s really just a big ol’ Care Bear, a husband and father who shows proper respect and honor when deserved, and knows when to be reasonably strict and disciplined.

But seriously, don’t call him Berry without his permission. He is definitely not the man who will let some rich ass punk boss him around. And if anyone messes with his kid, this former Navy SEAL will crush them like a 270+ pound rock.